My Computer will not boot up!

As I sat drinking my morning coffee, and eating my morning muffin, with my morning news up reading, and listening to my morning conversations; I get an urgent ticket. Red lights start flashing, people start going crazy, shit is flying everywhere.. No not really, but it is labeled important. A Doctor has called in to report that there computer will not come on. Ok, no big deal, I decided to call the Doctor as to minimize the interruption of my morning coffee, and news; ……… No Answer.. Well shit, so I suck down my coffee and muffin, say bye to my chat partner and head out to take care of this urgent call.
Now before I get too far into this, I would like to say that if you have anything between a good heart, and no heart at all this is the man you want to talk to about issues with it. He can heal your heart, lower your blood pressure and make your penis work all just by being in his presence; that is how much he knows about the human heart, and pulmonary system.
So that said, I hit the road, deciding the walk is faster than catching the bus, so I walk the small mile to the office. It is a pleasant day out, and there are hot little nursing students all over the place. So I enjoyed the walk. I make it to my destination with out incident and walk into the build I am suppose to be in. I notice right away something is not right. Hmm.. what could it be.. O wait there is no one here.
So I think, well maybe they are in the back, still something is odd, so I call out, and sure enough I hear a reply.. “Back here”.. Still something seems off, but I head on to the back anyway. As I hit the hall way I realize what is wrong; THERE IS NO POWER IN THE BUILDING. Hmmm Ok.. I keep on and find the office I heard the call from, and there sits a Doctor, not much older than me, and he says to me. Ah, glad you are here, the computer was working fine yesterday, but it will not turn on today. I checked the plug but it still will not come on.
I stood there in total shock, and Ah at this, and very politely told him. “Umm There is no power”.
As he looked at me with moderate embarrassment, I think then he realized computers have to have power to work, and do not run on magic. I did not laugh, and I did not say anything, except your welcome. When he said, O thanks.

I chalk it up to the fact that he knows so much about the human pulmonary system that there is not enough room in his brain to hold such mundane things as needing electricity to run the shit in your office.. say like your computer. But he did remember to check that computer cable. I will say though all in all the view on the way up there, and back, along with the realization that there is such a thing as too fucking smart made it all worth while